1. Newark, NJ – The city has a water problem that is affecting residents. My opinion – Here we go again with water issues. Flint, again, stop trying to minimize the issue. You have a problem, dammit, so fix it.
2. Ohio – A man was arrested for threatening to shoot up a Jewish community center. My opinion – Where is Epstein’s island? Let’s dump all of the crazies there. Isn’t that what it is there for?
3. Costa Rica – Tainted alcohol found and the death toll rises. My opinion – Vacation there because it’s a good way to stay sober. Don’t drink the alcohol; bring your own instead.
4. Northeast and Southwest baking in a heatwave. My opinion – You are having a heatwave. Suck it up and keep that air pumped high. Don’t forget about your pets.
5. Hemp – Marijuana users, you might be getting a break because the government has no standard way to tell the difference between hemp and marijuana. My opinion – Light them up.
6. White House – President 45 is not happy with a poll by Fox News showing he’s not great. My opinion – Wait and watch. He’ll be supplying his own polls to the news media soon.
7. Prince Andrew – The prince says he has had no involvement with Epstein. My opinion – Who in their right mind would say they were involved in this sick scandal? Nobody with any common sense, but, then again, none of these people have any sense at all.
8. Texas – A woman took her child to the doctor 323 times for illnesses the child did not have. My opinion – Take her to the doctor 323 times for her own good. Oops, she’s not sick.
9. New Jersey – A man’s side chick set fire to his home because he fell asleep on her. My opinion – She must have really needed that sex to torch his house. I hope he has learned that the next time he should take a No Doze before inviting a woman over.
10. San Diego – Pot found in jalapenos packages. My opinion – Let’s get high and hot together.
11. Airlines – The airlines are selling seats on 737 Max planes that aren’t flying yet. My opinion – Are you all crazy?
12. Scottish Castle for sale if you have 9.7 million dollars.
13. Florida – Man lost his girlfriend and job so he threatens a mass shooting. My opinion – Wow, if you were really serious, you wouldn’t be telling anybody.
Tiger Woods didn’t make the cut in another tournament since winning The Masters. My opinion – You won the big one. You have shown you can finally come back from your many health issues. Now go home.
Man who had a dream come true when he threw a 96-mph baseball and got signed to the Oakland A’s. It wasn’t a fluke. He struck out a side in his minor league outing.
The Vikings beat the Seahawks 25-19.
Jaz-Z – It’s getting harder and harder to defend Jay-Z since it has been alleged that he told another artist to turn down the NFL. My opinion – Jay, this is not a good look. You’ve gotta give a better explanation than what you have given. Jay, people are turning on you. Don’t you care?
Stocks – Baidu has lost 60 billion in value and earnings are not looking good. My opinion – Wait, wait, load up.
That’s my opinion. What’s your take?
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